Dear Love Triangles,
Please stop messing with our emotions, our lives, and our general spheres of existence. While the author is probably proud of you, literally no one else is. You are so immensely destructive to the well-being of bibliophiles everywhere, yet none of us can stop following your development. Quit being so engaging. Like the iceberg that sunk the Titanic, you sink all of our ships. The fandoms are at stake here, which is a serious problem. You also exist in non-literary mediums, so essentially everyone across the board is negatively affected by you. Please, for the love of William Herondale, CALM DOWN.